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Project 7 – Birthday Cake Gum

Posted in Candy

So I have kind of a Sunday ritual. Well, it’s kind of a new one, but the beginning part of said ritual is the same. For a while I was drinking a lot of Starbucks – like… A LOT. Not only is that stuff packed with calories, but it also takes it’s toll quickly on ones pocket book. So I made deal with myself that I can have a cup of chai tea (my favorite beverage from Starbucks, as I don’t drink coffee) on the weekends and I couple that with a bagel from the Noah’s next door. It’s rather nice really. I grab my drink, then my bagel and lounge for a moment while people watching then I head home. Well it seems that I have to always pick up something from the near by Target, whether it be toilet paper, cat food, whatever, but now wandering around Target even when I have nothing urgent to buy has been my new thing. It’s kind of relaxing to meander up and down the aisles when the store is quiet and look at all the things that I don’t need.

This morning while in the check out line I finally caved and bought the Project 7 Birthday Cake gum that I’ve looked at many times before. The idea of birthday cake flavored gum sounds pretty gross, bought I thought I’d give it a whirl. Plus a few pennies of my purchase go towards a good cause so why not.

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This gum comes in a small resealable package that is bound to open in the bottom of my purse. Judging by the picture on the front of the package, I am in for a treat of yellow cake frosted with a delicious looking pink butter cream frosting. At least that’s what I built up in my brain.

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I popped a piece in my mouth hoping for the best. I’m not really a flavored gum chewer, I prefer the original Trident, but I do absolutely love cake. I started chewing and did not really get the flavor of cake. It was more like chewing on a solid form of Redi-Whip whipped cream. The flavor was good, but was not cake-esque to me. Unfortunately this gum suffered the same fate as most novelty flavored gums and the taste disappeared in less than 5 minutes and I was left chewing flavorless rubber.

Texture: 5/5 - This gum is pretty run of the mill Chicklet style gum. Crunchy exterior, chewy gum interior. Nothing fancy here.

Smell: 3/5 - As a kid did you ever decorate cookies with the Wilton frosting that comes in a squeeze tube? This is exactly what the gum package smells like. Sweet but with a very artificial flavor undertone.

Appearance: 1/5 - Now I feel like this is where the product could have really sold my brain. Isn’t the saying that we eat with our eyes? It would have been awesome to peel open this package to find 12 little funfetti pieces of gum staring back at me, but instead I was greeted with plain underwhelming white pieces of gum. I guess you could trick someone into eating one of these without them knowing the flavor, so there is that.

Taste: 2.5/5 - This gum was decent. I will give it that, but like I mentioned before, it tasted more like whipped cream than birthday cake to me. I was also disappointed (though I anticipated) that the flavor only lasted a few minutes. Overall, I would probably only buy this as a novelty item to give to a friend as a little fun gift with a larger birthday gift or card.

Have you tried this gum? What did you think?

February 1, 2015
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Lunchables Lunch Combinations – Dirt Cake

Posted in Confectionaries

So I wish could say “I can’t even remember the last time I had a Lunchable”… but that would be completely untrue. On occasion the suck me in with the temptation of gross chicken nuggets and cold Pringles. Despite being gross, I just can’t get enough sometimes. I am also sad that I can never find the original Lunchable anymore. Are they even made anymore? Do kids even know the struggle we had of a Lunchable with no drink and an Andes mint as dessert (I am not complaining about the mint, I love Andes mints – best reason to eat at Olive Garden aside from the unlimited breadsticks). As I was strolling down the cold foods section in Walmart, looking for lunch meat, I spotted this gem tucked away between 700 different Lunchables, that were all pretty much the same, but presented with different things, and 20 flavors of Rev sandwich roll things.

I was a bit shocked that this is considered a lunch combination, considering that the calorie intake is almost as much as what I eat for an entire lunch somedays. People would give this to their kid in addition to either another Lunchable or in a sack lunch? Crazy!

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So despite not being able to say “I can’t remember the last time I had a Lunchable”, I can however say I can’t remember the last time I had dirt cake. I am not really into my food being mixed together. I like that each of the items are separated so that I can choose to eat them separately if I please. I contemplated this for a moment, but I felt like I was doing myself a disservice and not getting the full experience of the Lunchable… Dessertable…? I grabbed this treat from the fridge, plopped down on the couch and watched some old Monday Night Nitro while digging -haha!- in.

It took a little for the gummy worms to not be crazy chewy from being cold. The frosting in the middle, which I remember it being pudding as a child, was really syrupy in that it was really drippy, and the cookie crumbs were… cookie crumbs. Most of the combinations of flavors were good, but I did not care for lime gummy worm + frosting + cookie crumbs. Kinda gross. I ran out of worms before I ran out of the frosting and cookie crumbs, so I grabbed a spoon and polished off the rest because I’m an adult and I do what I want.

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Texture: 3/5 – The gummy worms started out as really chewy because they were cold, then the outside got really sticky from the condensation from the temperature change. The frosting was really syrupy and the cookie crumbs were crunchy.

Smell: 4.5/5 – This was chocolate delight! Yum!

Appearance: 3/5 – Nothing really exciting about this offering. I feel like it should have included a spoon.

Taste: 3.5/5 – This Lunchable was okay. The parts were good and the sum of the parts were good, but it wasn’t anything I haven’t had before. I wish they were full sized gummy worms because I ran out of those well before I ran out of frosting and cookie crumbs. Also the frosting was really messy because it was so syrupy. I also needed a spoon to eat the remaining cookie crumbs and frosting, which I guess if I were my child self, I would have just used my finger. The gummy and crunchy texture was nice, but there were some odd flavor combinations from the various flavors of the gummy worms that weren’t all that appetizing. I would probably not buy this again but it was nice to try something new. PS. where is the cake in all of this Lunchables?!

September 10, 2014
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