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Oreo – #myoreocreation – Cherry Cola

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Good Morning Friends!

One thing about constantly being on the chase for the next best snack food is that things often fall behind in your stash, ESPECIALLY if they are not memorable. I would post a picture of my current hoard, but truth be told, it is really embarrassing. Like REALLY embarrassing.

I totally forgot about the last two flavors of the #myoreocreation release until an ad to vote popped up on my Instagram yesterday. Ohhh yeahhhhhh… I have those Oreos sitting at home.

I haven’t had a soda since 2005. I quit cold turkey March 3rd of that year after convincing myself that I was going to get type 2 diabetes from the insane amount of delicious room temperature Dr. Pepper that I had been consuming. It was during the height of my MMO addiction (FFXI for those who care) and could drink down the stuff without realizing how much I was actually consuming because my mind was preoccupied with running through Vana’diel, Mithra tail wagging.

Cherry flavored anything for the most part elicits mental images of cough syrup. There is something about the flavor that just does not translate well unless they are fresh cherries. At what point did big pharma decide that grape and cherry were going to be the universal “fruit” flavors for medicine? Though on the flip side, sometimes when I am with someone that still drinks soda, they seem SO PUMPED to find that where ever we are carries Cherry _________. No thanks!

The one thing that I found exciting about these Oreos were that they brought back the popping candy. How do they get it into an item that contains moisture without them popping?! For those not familiar, Oreo introduced the popping candy last year with the Fireworks Oreos (which are back in stores this year) which I thought was a fun gimmick. These Oreos do suffer from one affliction that I know I have complained about a few times. WHY DON’T THEY SWIRL THE CREAM? I hate the half and half blob. While I am of the camp that twists open the Oreo and eats the cream, if you were to enjoy them the intended way you very well may only get half of the flavor. MIX THE TWO TOGETHER.

These smell like a crisp cherry cola, but the flavor… wow the flavor. Not great. Maybe it’s the artificial cherry, maybe it’s that they decided to go with a chocolate cookie instead of a golden cookie (the biggest atrocity here), but the flavors just do not jive. The popping candies are fun so if you’re into that sort of thing – you might like it. Do yourself a favor, buy these, buy a package of golden Oreos, scrape the cream off the Cherry Cola Oreo onto the golden Oreo and then enjoy. I am sure, nay POSITIVE, that this will be a way better tasting experience than what I had. Also are you supposed to dunk these in milk? Cherry Cola Milk. Yeah. No.

Overall these are not my favorite thing in the world. The chocolate cookie portion is the unforgivable sin in this mix that really ruins the whole thing. If you like cola flavored things you might like these, but just eat the cream and toss the cookie part.

May 20, 2018
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Oreo – #myoreocreation – Kettle Corn

Top of the Monday to you! How is it already Monday. I swear the week drags and then the weekend hits some sort of light speed and wizzes by faster than anything I have ever experienced. The winners of the Oreo #myoreocreation were announced and sprinkled into stores this week, so you know I had to go and try to swoop them up. As of this moment the Pina Colada flavor eludes me, but I will find you. The other piece of this trio is a Cherry Cola treat with popping candy. I figured I would start with what I considered the one that I would like the most. Why save the best for last when you can eat the best first.

Overall, I think the three winning flavors are a bit… safe? Oreo has really been hitting the flavor game hard the last few years, so from a junk foodie standpoint I can really appreciate that, but why not choose something a little more bold? Eh, I digress.

So, kettle corn. Deliciously sweet and salty treat best served straight from the popper at your local fair or flea market. I have a flea market by my house that makes INCREDIBLE kettle corn. I literally could and have eaten bags of that stuff like my life depended on it. My body however does not really like the idea of popcorn, so I tend to only subject myself to it in dark movie theaters or the occasional bag here and there. The idea of eating popcorn/kettle corn without the pesky husks getting stuck in my teeth though seemed like heaven on Earth.

I like the idea of adding something to the creme that brings the crunch factor that simulates eating popcorn, but for some reason, my brain has cemented the word millet next to bird food forever. While I logically know that we eat all kinds of foods that other animals eat, especially in different forms, my brain says to me “Yo, those Oreos have bird food in them.” Couldn’t we have called it puffed cereal or grains or something?

You might notice that the picture backgrounds have changed – or maybe not – and that is because of course I am enjoying this treat at work. Started from my office now we’re here. That was a Drake reference. And by here I mean my other desk. I like to enjoy my Oreo cookies as two separate entities. Twist of the plain cookie, eat that, eat the creme, and then eat the other cookie. For the sake of research, I ate a whole one as intended as well – fully sandwiched together. The smell when you first open the tray is overwhelmingly kettle corn at its finest. DELICIOUS and if I could smell like this, I would.

Upon first bite, I was treated to what to me seemed more like caramel corn than kettle corn. It missed that slight salty hint and had a more buttery flavor like caramel than sugary sweet and salty kettle corn. I also though the millet, while giving it an interesting texture seemed a little soggy to me? Not wet, but not overly crunchy, more chewy. While I dig that they were going for a texture element, I wish they would have gone the route of the crunchiness of the Marshmallow Treat flavor they did a while back.

These weren’t bad – but also weren’t entirely exciting. I feel like many Oreos existed before these that have a similar flavor profile. If I couldn’t find these locally, I would not feel like I really missed out. These are pretty middle of the road for me. I will probably eat more of the package, but I wouldn’t hoard them in my office away from my coworkers either.

Found at Walmart

April 30, 2018
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